Thursday, June 4, 2009

What a day with the driving instructor

Back to shop .
damn sleepy can .

Saw Marcus in the middle of the night .
pillon rider without helmet .
LOL .

I need to get more sleep tonight .

Baby didnt say anything .
but he left me a msg saying that i have driving lessons later .
& i surely will feel very tired later & sayang me but feeling hais .
oopss . anyway baby's msg woke me up .
i love ue baby ! <3 .

Daddy made kaya bread & fried nuggets for me to bring to work .
i ate to bread on the way to take bus .

Daddy went out with mummy to the market .
& then mummy went to her last day of her course .

I came out from the lift .
daddy carrying many things .
& i saw MacDonalds .

I'm jealous .
nowadays didi kept eating MacDonalds lah .
breakfast siah .
i also want to eat .
gona complain to daddy tonight .
LOL .

I reached CDC late .
& i didnt went to the office .
i went straight to the main carpark .

I went to find the guy with the blue file to check my car number .
there's someone ahead of me .
while waiting i heard someone making the "zhuzhu" sound .
i turned & looked around .

LOL .
it was the instructor who bombed me that he worked for 3 days
when he teached me previously .
LOL .
he signalled asking me to come over .
i went over & i asked him .
Me : why ue asked me come over ? i finding car .
Him : your car is here lah . faster come in .
LOL . rolled eyes .

& he kept making fun of my full name .
NBCB .
Him : Eh , ue got christian name ?
Me : Have lah .
Him : What ?
Me : Read my name join all together , that is my christian name .
Him : HUH ? How to read ?
Me : Lidat read . Ue join all together & read lah . Walao ue dono how to read ah ?
Him : Ue tell me your christian name can liao lah .
Me : Cannot lah , is ue want to know one leh .
Him : ZZzzzz . (kept quiet)

& for the whole lesson for like 80minutes .
we kept jokingly quarrel .
LOL .

Then i saw the sour plums in his car again .
Me : Why ue put sour plums in your car ?
Him : Cannot ah ?
Me : Ue pregnant isit ?
Him : Ya cannot har ?
Me : Ya of cause can . How many months already ?
Him : 4 months .
Me : 4 months ? why your stomach never big siah ?
Him : EHh EHh EHh ? i dono .

LOL .

Me : Eh , i got Swine Flu leh . Ue better be careful .
Him : Good lah , then i can rest & go to the resort & rest . Somemore still got money take .
Me : Isit .?
Him : Too bad ue dont have Swine Flu if not can pass to me .
Me : LOL . How ue know i dont have ? Ue oso not me ..
Him : Ayuh , i just know ue dont have lah .

& for the rest of the lessons .

We kept going ..

Ya ,
So ,
Whatever ,
Anything ,

&

I added on saying ...

Ayuh ,
Ue see lah ,
Stop irriating me lah ,
My leg going cramp lah ,

One part when i was turning left into the S crank ,
he goes ,
Him : Eh why ue smile/laugh ?
Me : No i never ( started laughing )
Him : Now ue laugh liao .
Me : ZZzz dots , can ue stop irriating me not , i'm driving .
Me : i need to concentrate .
Him : Okay concentrate .
Me : Hit kerb !!! Zzz .
Me : Ue see lah , asked ue dont talk to me & irriate me liao .
Him : Okay okay lah , ( laughing loudly )
Me : =.O

&

I turned left liao then got stop line .
i slowed down but never stop because no car .
i step on accelerator .
& my instructor jitao pulled hand brake .
i just fucking screamed .

Me : Eh , why ue pull handbrake .
Him : Ue never see the white line ah ?
Me : Have lah . Ue never feel i slowing down meh ?
Him : But ue never stop .
Me : Oops , but i slowed down !
Him : Ue must stop no matter what .
Me : Okays , whatever !
Him : Anything !
Me : Up to ue .
Him : Whatever ! Up to ue ! (iminating me)
Me : Ue can dont be copycat not ! Very irriating leh !
Him : Copycat . LAUGHING .
Me : WTF ???

The joke of the lesson comes .

Driving through S crank .

Me : Eh , can i stop awhile ? my leg like cramp !!
Him : No .
Me : I'm serious my feet & toes now all cramp .
Him : I dont care (laughing)
Me : Walao eh . Ue very ZEK AR i tell ue .

Out of S crank . ( signal left ) .
turned left & there's a stop line infront .

Me : (Shouting) i BTH liao lah . my leg cramp .
Me : i jitao let go of the clutch . ( engine stalled )
Him : LAUGHING OUT LOUD .
Me : Ue sibei ZEK AR lah .
Him : (Still laughing) I asked ue to stop there right .
Me : Ue never say lah . Anyway i already let go liao .
Him : I expect ue to stop at the S crank there marh .
Me : How i know ah , ue never say ?
Him : Ue asked me not to pulled your handbrake or "zamb" your brake !
Him : Ayuh whatever lah .
Me : Anything . Up to ue k .
Him : ZZzzz . (still laughing)
& it doesnt just stop there .

So Zek Ar right ?

Both of us kept laughing all the way lah .
& i'm serious my feet & toes cramp like crazy .

Then i parked one side ,
change over .
then he always drive & he got heavy foot .
the RPM straight chiong very high .

I straight away tell him .

If i had my breakfast i sure vomit in your car immediately .

Many more lah .
so lazy to type all out .

Blog later again .

So tired .

I hope business good good later ah .

Waiting for Simon's phonecall ah .
Because my customer put deposit liao .
Simon still have call to confirm .
Arghhh ..

I wonder will Angel be able to wake up for work ?

I wonder is Joan going to school ?

Sometimes i wonder .
& i just wonder .

I really miss those times .
I miss everybody .

It's seems so near yet so far .

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