Joke of the day of a guy or some horny bastard guy .
I thought it was Joan calling me .
so i picked the call up .
NB .
luckily i never put speaker & i kept quiet .
& he didnt make any noise as well .
[2:12:10 PM] *** Call from jong, duration 00:04. ***
[2:12:23 PM] *** Call ended ***
[2:13:11 PM] jong: hello
[2:13:17 PM] jong: how abt u?
[2:13:20 PM] jong: im joash 19 tis yr frm sg
[2:13:43 PM] Cherryfenn: Zzz . who are ue
[2:13:57 PM] jong: joash here
[2:13:58 PM] jong: im 19 tis yr frm sg
[2:14:02 PM] jong: how abt u?
[2:14:19 PM] Cherryfenn: do i happen to know ue ?
[2:14:25 PM] jong: nope
[2:14:29 PM] Cherryfenn: then why ue add me ?
[2:14:33 PM] jong: i juz wanna get to know more frens here lo
[2:14:41 PM] Cherryfenn: i don wish to know more frens here
[2:14:52 PM] Cherryfenn: i haf got enough frens for myself
[2:15:30 PM] jong: orh den ok lo
[2:33:16 PM] jong: can i ask u a qn?
[2:34:20 PM] Cherryfenn: ?
[2:34:34 PM] jong: r u still a virgin now?
[2:35:00 PM] Cherryfenn: why do ue wan to care so much
[2:35:06 PM] Cherryfenn: get a life lah
[2:35:11 PM] Cherryfenn: lame
[2:35:15 PM] jong: coz im curious actually
[2:35:24 PM] jong: coz im not a virgin already
[2:35:38 PM] Cherryfenn: that your own business
[2:35:43 PM] Cherryfenn: & it has nothing to do with me
[2:36:02 PM] jong: r u still a virgin now ma?
[2:36:21 PM] Cherryfenn: Xdd siol
Joan asked me to blocked him .
Now it's Joan's turn .
LOL .
[3:15:02 PM] *** Call ended ***
[3:15:08 PM] jong: hello
[3:15:12 PM] jong: im jaosh 19 tis yr frm sg
[3:15:14 PM] jong: how abt u?
[3:15:32 PM] Joan: eh you trying to be funny? searching for girls online and randomly call them is it?
[3:15:40 PM] Joan: wanna ask if i am a virgin or not is it?
[3:15:42 PM] Joan: you think you cute?
[3:15:45 PM] Joan: grow up dude
[3:19:33 PM] jong: r u open-minded?
[3:20:55 PM] Joan: not at all, and you think that the way you ask ppl will tell you that they are open minded?
[3:20:59 PM] Joan: obviously no
[3:21:12 PM] Joan: and do you think that seriously you can find some girls to fuck around in skype?
[3:21:13 PM] jong: some of them do
[3:21:33 PM] Joan: this is skype, not some geylang network center
[3:22:08 PM] jong: but actually i did have sex with a few gals i know from skype
[3:22:27 PM] jong: 1 of them r still virgin if m not woong
[3:23:18 PM] jong: wrong*
[3:23:25 PM] jong: im*
[3:28:50 PM] Joan: [3:25:57 PM] Joan: i am sorry for those girls then, and as for you, i am sorry that i am not one of those few girls that you met from skype
[3:26:13 PM] Joan: if you need some hole, i suggest you go to the geylang street and pick up some girls from there
[3:27:51 PM] jong: nv really try it b4 in geylang but i prefer tight holes. doubt theirs are tight
[3:30:36 PM] Joan: if you need some tight holes, go drill a hole on the wall and do it there
[3:31:14 PM] Joan: if you think that girls are some hole for you to fuck around, why don't you be a gay and screw the holes of the assholes just like you?
[3:32 PM] jong: coz i guess i prefer pussy
its nicer and im able to toss ard inside there
it feels great
[3:33:10 PM] Joan: you don't need to tell me about how great to 'toss' around inside the hole, i have no interest in your own interest.
[3:33:43 PM] Joan: since you like to toss around in holes
[3:33:46 PM] jong: have u tried getting fucked b4?
[3:33:54 PM] Joan: i have friends who would like to talk to you
[3:34:06 PM] Joan: they would like to tell you about how fun a hole can be
Joan jitao fierce car bombastic .
Etc .
everyone's added into the convo to play with that JONG .
but he seems to be in a shell once people are added in the convo .
Now worse .
Pearl's turn .
[3:35:33 PM] jong: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[3:40:13 PM] jong: have u tried getting fucked?
[3:45:22 PM] pearlyn: does it matter?
[3:45:40 PM] pearlyn: is ur dick good enough to satisfy?
[3:45:48 PM] pearlyn: i certainly doubt so
[3:45:58 PM] jong: u can try if u wan to
[3:46:25 PM] pearlyn: nah!
[3:46:53 PM] jong: have u done it b4?
[3:47:21 PM] pearlyn: does it matter?
[3:49:46 PM] jong: of co it does
[3:49:49 PM] jong: coz*
FYI ,
this JONG prefers to chat to 1 person only .
if your in a conference chat he hides himself in his tortoise shell .
Shame on ue i shall say .
Ue shamed yourself .
Thursday, June 18, 2009
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